Did you hear the joke about the softball? It will leave you in stitches!

What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man? Pitching like no one has ever seen.

What did the softball glove say to the ball? ”Catch ya later!”

Have you ever seen a line drive? No but I have seen a baseball park!

Why are spiders good softball players? Because they know how to catch flies!

Why did the police officer go to the softball game? Someone stole second base!

Which takes longer to run: from first to second base or from second to third base? From second to third base, because there is a shortstop in the middle.

“Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?”   “Forget it. It’s way over your head.”

Where did the softball player wash her socks? In the bleachers.

A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk with him. “I’ve figured out your problem,” he told the pitcher. “You always lose control at the same point in every game.” “When is that?” “Right after the national anthem.”

What cartoon character is the best at softball? Homer Simpson.

How do softball players keep in touch? They touch base every once in a while.

What has 18 legs and catches flies? A softball team!

A book never written: “How to Be a Better softball Player” by Ben Schwarmer.

What do you get when you cross a softball player with a monster? A double header

What are the rules in zebra softball? Three stripes and you’re out.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the softball team? She ran away from the ball.

A book never written: “The Quickest Softball Game” by Earl E. Wynn.

Why don’t softball players join unions? Because they don’t like to be called out on strikes.

Why is a softball park the coolest place to be? Because it’s full of fans.

Why did the softball player shut down her website? She wasn’t getting any hits!

Why couldn’t the fans get soda pop at the double header? Because the home team lost the opener.

What is the best advice to give a young softball player? If you don’t succeed at first, try second base.